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"friend: “Quick, pick me a subject to write an essay on” me: “subnuclear..."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:01:14 -0400

“friend: “Quick, pick me a subject to write an essay on”
me: “subnuclear thermodynamics”
friend: “how about fuck you.””

I just want you all to know that the Americans lost the Vietnam...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:44:46 -0400

I just want you all to know that the Americans lost the Vietnam war because the Vietcong pooped on sticks and poked people with them.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 22:44:34 -0400

Mom: There’s watermelon in the fridge…Me: runs toward the kitchenMom: But you have to...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:30:59 -0400

Mom: There’s watermelon in the fridge…
Me: runs toward the kitchen
Mom: But you have to cut it
Me: falls on face and crawls into room

"what is love baby don’t herd me don’t herd me no more"

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 01:03:16 -0400

“what is love
baby don’t herd me
don’t herd me
no more”

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Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:40:17 -0400

Experimentation

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:54:44 -0400

So I’m doing this sort of, social experiment, based now within Omegle. For each person I run into, I try to base the conversation off of one word. I have done Revolution, and I have done Inspiration. It is going well so far, I’m saving the chat logs in a special folder, but they are confidential. I will try to do at least one a day, if not more. Today I have done two. I will continue posting my results here. My goal is to improve at least one random person’s day each day. God knows there are too many people who need it. The chat logs are confidential and are all zipped in a 16-bit encrypted folder in my database.

All I want to do is help.

The counter is now 2.

What do we do at Josh Crews’ house? We fix stuff and eat...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:26:46 -0400

What do we do at Josh Crews’ house? We fix stuff and eat cookies.

My ceiling fan looks so interesting from the floor…

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:04:40 -0400

My ceiling fan looks so interesting from the floor…

ay gurl, lemme squirtle on them jigglypuffs.

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 01:38:02 -0500

ay gurl,

lemme squirtle on them jigglypuffs.

TEAM EDWARD(the troll) From the movie Hanzel & Gretel(2013)

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:27:39 -0500

TEAM EDWARD(the troll)

From the movie Hanzel & Gretel(2013)

Yes, call me a swagfag because I’m wearing a snapback in my profile picture. That’s one...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 11:35:16 -0500

Yes, call me a swagfag because I’m wearing a snapback in my profile picture. That’s one point for humanity right there.

It’s a Transformers snapback me and my friend got from Spencer’s. He has a Thundercats one. Mine says AUTOBOTS and his says THUNDERCATS.

I’m a potato.

There’s only twelve ways to seven, and that’s four.

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 00:56:41 -0500

There’s only twelve ways to seven, and that’s four.

regenerate-me-howell: odair: im waiting for the day that i come home and type in tumblr.com and...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:16:25 -0500

regenerate-me-howell:

odair:

im waiting for the day that i come home and type in tumblr.com and hit enter but tumblr doesn’t come up. instead this does:

are you satan

*santan

lokilaufeylicious: sophiatheunicorniologist: redsunrisinginthes...

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 18:45:56 -0500

lokilaufeylicious:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

redsunrisinginthesky:

warblerlandredvines36:

allmymisery:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

life is EPIC

Running to get the computer charger

This song should’ve been played while I was being born.

Thanks for the follow ! ^.^

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:18:11 -0400

Follows are like food,

they feed the soul of the Tumblr-addict they are given to,

and when follows are absent,

the Tumblr-addict’s page,

loses life.

And also,

potato.
:D

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Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:14:09 -0400

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Sat, 29 Sep 2012 18:59:13 -0400

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Sat, 29 Sep 2012 18:58:50 -0400

jaideisnotjustagem: thinnestthinnerthin: ashulay: arjenploeger...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 00:09:15 -0400

jaideisnotjustagem:

thinnestthinnerthin:

ashulay:

arjenploeger:

mallysmiles:

It saddens me so many people have reblogged this, and so many people have felt this horrible feeling that I, too, have experienced. I wish I could do something for each soul. More than 25,000 people. Can’t believe.

More than 73,000 people now..

220,000…………………………

and counting

352,203………………..