Mom: There’s watermelon in the fridge…
Me: runs toward the kitchen
Mom: But you have to cut it
Me: falls on face and crawls into room

So I’m doing this sort of, social experiment, based now within Omegle. For each person I run into, I try to base the conversation off of one word. I have done Revolution, and I have done Inspiration. It is going well so far, I’m saving the chat logs in a special folder, but they are confidential. I will try to do at least one a day, if not more. Today I have done two. I will continue posting my results here. My goal is to improve at least one random person’s day each day. God knows there are too many people who need it. The chat logs are confidential and are all zipped in a 16-bit encrypted folder in my database.

All I want to do is help.

The counter is now 2.

ay gurl,

lemme squirtle on them jigglypuffs.

Yes, call me a swagfag because I’m wearing a snapback in my profile picture. That’s one point for humanity right there.

It’s a Transformers snapback me and my friend got from Spencer’s. He has a Thundercats one. Mine says AUTOBOTS and his says THUNDERCATS.

I’m a potato.

There’s only twelve ways to seven, and that’s four.

regenerate-me-howell:

odair:

im waiting for the day that i come home and type in tumblr.com and hit enter but tumblr doesn’t come up. instead this does:

are you satan

*santan